• Me: pfft, girls, nothing too fascinating...
  • Brain: Hey look it's Nele.
  • Me: O.O where!!! Oh hiiiiii Nele! -mind implosion cus she speaks to me-
  • Me: She's pretty today. What a wonderful day to be straight.
  • Brain: dude-
  • Me: no, shut up.
  • Brain: but-
  • Me: I said shut up!
  • Brain: You're not-
  • Me: don't say it!
  • Brain: -metaphorically shaking my shoulders- You're gay, man! Just get over it!
  • Me: I know brain... I just... -wipping tears- I like Nele...
  • Brain: -pats shoulder- I know, Rudolph, I know...